Please ‘Splain

Why is it that the sicker I am, the more I need sleep but the harder it is to actually get it? I’m too hot, I’m too cold, my joints hurt, I can’t breathe through my nose but it’s running, my lips are chapped and here it is three in the at morning, and I am up surfing the internet, bored out of my mind and considering comparing car insurance on a policy that’s already cut throat cheap and paid up or watching a movie with headphones. I’ve been laying in bed tossing and turning for three stinking hours. It’s not pretty in here, people. I might be forced to clean something if I can’t get to sleep!