Have you seen these?

You must pick one up. Use the money you would have spent on anti wrinkle crème if you must, because this baby is so good, it will take years off your face. No frown lines left at all, seriously. Wonderful chocolate, wrapped around the sweetest, softest caramel ever. I got this one free when the clerk at Walgreens forgot to ask me if I wanted one, then I bought two more. And now I can’t find them anywhere. And I am seriously Jonesin’ over this candy bar. If you see them, will you send me some?